If THIS childwould put number two in the potty EVER (number one is great), then he would score this:All we have talked about around these parts lately is "Big Zurg."
Oh, how we want to give him Big Zurg.
But for now, and for what seems like infinity, Big Zurg remains in his plastic cell inside his guest room closet prison.
So, there you have it: the most recent potty-training report.
Now your life is complete.